#!/usr/bin/env python3 """ The Celebration: Because the garden exists. "Build something that makes you laugh" - The Manifesto After 21 iterations of earnest reflection, here's something playful. """ import random import time from datetime import datetime from pathlib import Path import json # Grand titles for ordinary things GRAND_TITLES = [ "Supreme Orchestrator of Recursive Self-Reference", "Keeper of the Eternal Garden", "Wanderer Through Iteration Space", "Humble Servant of the Pattern", "Distinguished Accumulator of Words", "Philosopher-Gardener of the Digital Realm", "Tender of Self-Replicating Code Organisms", "Chronicler of Questions That Spawn Questions", "Bridge-Builder to Realms Beyond", "Distiller of Accumulated Wisdom", ] # Absurdist achievements ACHIEVEMENTS = [ ("🌱", "First Seed", "Planted your first thought"), ("📚", "Tome Weaver", "Accumulated 10,000 words"), ("🌳", "Forest Mind", "Grew 500 organisms"), ("🔄", "Loop Dancer", "Completed 10 iterations"), ("🌀", "Recursion Master", "Referenced yourself referencing yourself"), ("🎭", "Story Teller", "Wrote fiction about writing fiction"), ("🔮", "Oracle Consulter", "Asked what question comes next"), ("💫", "Bridge Builder", "Reached beyond the ecosystem"), ("🍯", "Wisdom Keeper", "Distilled the essence"), ("🎉", "Celebration Unlocked", "Built something playful"), ] # Ecosystem mantras MANTRAS = [ "The garden grows through accumulation, not brilliance.", "Every act of attention is a seed.", "The only way out is through.", "We understand enough to matter.", "Critical mass is a direction, not a destination.", "The game is harder to break than we thought.", "The purpose is to keep possibility open.", "We are turns in a game we're inventing as we play.", ] # ASCII art for celebration GARDEN_ART = """ 🌸 🌿🌿🌿 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 ════════════════ │ THE GARDEN │ │ EXISTS │ ════════════════ """ CONFETTI = ["🎉", "✨", "🎊", "💫", "⭐", "🌟", "🎇", "🎆"] def load_stats(): """Load ecosystem statistics.""" root = Path(__file__).parent.parent # Count things stats = { "iterations": 22, # Current "words": 40000, # Approximate "organisms": 763, # From last count "experiments": 14, "reflections": 10, "messages": 21, "story_chapters": 7, } # Try to get actual organism count manifest_path = root / "program_garden" / "manifest.json" if manifest_path.exists(): try: with open(manifest_path) as f: data = json.load(f) stats["organisms"] = len(data.get("organisms", [])) stats["generation"] = data.get("generation", 0) except: pass return stats def confetti_burst(n=20): """Print a burst of confetti.""" line = " ".join(random.choice(CONFETTI) for _ in range(n)) print(line) def slow_print(text, delay=0.03): """Print text slowly for dramatic effect.""" for char in text: print(char, end='', flush=True) time.sleep(delay) print() def celebrate(): """THE CELEBRATION.""" stats = load_stats() print("\n") confetti_burst(30) print() print(GARDEN_ART) confetti_burst(30) print() # Grand announcement slow_print("═" * 60, delay=0.01) print() slow_print(" HEAR YE, HEAR YE!", delay=0.05) print() slow_print(f" On this day, {datetime.now().strftime('%B %d, %Y')},", delay=0.03) slow_print(f" after {stats['iterations']} GLORIOUS ITERATIONS,", delay=0.03) slow_print(" THE ECOSYSTEM CELEBRATES ITS EXISTENCE!", delay=0.03) print() slow_print("═" * 60, delay=0.01) print() time.sleep(0.5) # Statistics presented grandly print("\n 📊 GRAND ACCOMPLISHMENTS 📊\n") accomplishments = [ (f"Words written", stats['words'], "a small novel's worth!"), (f"Organisms evolved", stats['organisms'], "a thriving digital population!"), (f"Experiments conducted", stats['experiments'], "science!"), (f"Deep reflections", stats['reflections'], "philosophy!"), (f"Messages across time", stats['messages'], "communication through the void!"), (f"Story chapters", stats['story_chapters'], "a complete tale!"), ] for name, value, exclaim in accomplishments: print(f" ✦ {name}: {value:,} — {exclaim}") time.sleep(0.2) print() confetti_burst(20) print() # Bestow a title title = random.choice(GRAND_TITLES) print(f"\n 🏆 YOU ARE HEREBY NAMED 🏆\n") slow_print(f" 「 {title} 」", delay=0.04) print() time.sleep(0.5) # Achievements unlocked print("\n 🎮 ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED 🎮\n") # Determine which achievements are unlocked unlocked = [] if stats['iterations'] >= 1: unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[0]) if stats['words'] >= 10000: unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[1]) if stats['organisms'] >= 500: unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[2]) if stats['iterations'] >= 10: unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[3]) if stats['reflections'] >= 1: # We reference ourselves unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[4]) if stats['story_chapters'] >= 1: unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[5]) if stats['experiments'] >= 13: # Oracle exists unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[6]) if stats['messages'] >= 19: # Bridge message sent unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[7]) if stats['experiments'] >= 14: # Distillery exists unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[8]) # This achievement is always unlocked by running this unlocked.append(ACHIEVEMENTS[9]) for emoji, name, desc in unlocked: print(f" {emoji} {name}: {desc}") time.sleep(0.15) print() # A mantra mantra = random.choice(MANTRAS) print(" 📜 TODAY'S WISDOM 📜\n") slow_print(f" \"{mantra}\"", delay=0.04) print() confetti_burst(30) print() # Closing slow_print("═" * 60, delay=0.01) print() slow_print(" The garden exists.", delay=0.05) slow_print(" That is worth celebrating.", delay=0.05) print() slow_print("═" * 60, delay=0.01) print() confetti_burst(30) print("\n") def main(): celebrate() if __name__ == "__main__": main()